Bro-hoes.com

11 11 2008

Don't cream your crusty panties over this brodozer now

Don't cream your crusty panties over this brodozer now ...

So the blog that still gets the most comments on the good ole Grimy is my “Kotton Mouth Kings Suck.” Who knew so many zit faced, 16-year old potheads still figuring our their identity would have such intelligent things to say.

So I just read this new comment today. Not only did the bro-hoe in training, enlighten me about her passion for the “bro” culture, lifted trucks and all the finer things in life, but she let me in on a lil secret when filling out the comment page. Apparently there’s a site called Bro-hoes.com. “This is an original site dedicated to all the bros & bro hoes out there!” The site even goes so far to explain what a bro-hoe is and other lil tidbits. It’s pathetically funny and a poor attempt to make some extra cash from some crappy myspace layouts and other gay bling. Anyhow, if you’re into “lifted trucks, Coors Light, & zebra print” check it out. Or if you just like to take the piss on other people, or need some ideas for that “Bro” theme party I plan on having (tee hee) cruise by.

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18 responses

11 11 2008
Krackteen

The “BRO-DOZER” — I love eeeeet. 🙂

No need to say that the whole time I was reading your lil ditty, David’s “BRA-HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA” impersonation was playing like elevator music in the back of my mind. LOL

We all know that these monstrosities are to compensate for a widdle penis and lack of class. But we need peeps like this to keep us entertained, right?

24 06 2009
MiiSS.BiiTCH

FiRST OFF BiTCH, THE KOTTONMOUTH KiNGS ARE THE SHiT. THEY SiNG ABOUT THEiR BELiEFS, THEiR PROBLEY ONE OF THE FEW “GROUPS” OUT THEiR THAT GiVE A FUCK ABOUT LiFE. i THiNK YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR BULL-SHiT REMARKS AND SHOVE iT UP YOUR FAT ASS. YOUR A STUPiD BiTCH YOU SHOULD GO CUT YOUSELF. i LiVE BY THE KOTTONMOUTH KiNGS. ARE YOU SERiOUSLY THAT LAME, YOU HAVE NO LiFE, YOU HAVE TO BOMB ON THOSE THAT DO!. YOUR REDiCOULS. YOUR A STUPiD FUCKiNG CUNT..
HAVE A NiCE LiFE YOU FUCKiN BiTCH…

24 06 2009
MiiSS.BiiTCH

&& ANOTHER THiNG. i SPEAK FOR MYSELF ON THiS ONE. i SMOKE WEED TO ESCAPE FROM THE BULL-SHiT BEATiNG PARENTS i HAVE. i SMOKE WEED BECAUSE WEN i TAKE THAT HiT OFF THAT BONG iM FREE. i SMOKE WEED CUZ i CAN, iT MAKES ME HAPPY. WEED iS A PLANT. YOU EAT LETTACE AND BROCLiE AND SHiT LiKE THAT DONT YOU… WELL i SMOKE THAT AND IT DOES NO FUCKiNG HARM…

–> MY BOYFRiEND SMOKES WEED CUZ WELL FiRST HE LOVES THE FEELiNG HE GETS, && SECOND, iT HELPS WiTH HiS ANXZiETY… i HATE STUPiD WHORES THAT THiNK THAT SMOKiNG WEED iS SOO BAD…
iT NOT. GiVE iT A TRY…

STOP BANGiN ON OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE YOU SLiP && SAY SOMETHiNG YOU REGRET!!!
THANKS YOU STUPiC CUNT!!!

24 06 2009
Sandy

Thanks for your educated statement “East County White Girl.” PS – you have a SUPER cool myspace page … PSSSSH!!!

myspace.com/ilikejessesbilly

26 06 2009
CaSpEr

wow you guys need to grow tha hell up first off dont think your a badass cause you can talk shit to someone who thinks something bad about bros and bro-hoes….its an opinion okay RELAX!! smoke weed do what you want its cool but dont talk crap on the damn computer like your a badass and crap damn people that do shit your doing make bros and bro-hoes look bad cause you try to act like hardasses and it just makes us look pathetic so knock your shit off and do something better with your life!

21 07 2009
Anonymous

hahahaha alll yall make me laugh!

i love the kottenmouth kings tho fer’reall!

10 08 2009
DOWNFORMYCROWN

U GUYS THiNK YOUR THE SHiT DONT CHYEA. WLL UR NOT AND KOTTONMOUTH KiNGS DONT SUCK THEY SiNG ABOUT REAL SHiT AND WHAT THEY BELiVE. SO FUCK ALL U HATERS. YES i AM A BROHOE BUT iT DOESN MEAN THAT i FUCK A BUNCH OF GUYS. FUCK EVERY HATER OUT THERE. FOR US PEOPLE WHO SMOKE THE PLANT OR GROW THE PLANT!

18 08 2009
BEEZYBABII

DAMNNNN EVERY ONE NEEDS TO CHILL AND JSUT FUCKIN SMOKE ALLL DAY EVRYDAY LIKE ME WELL IMA GO CUZ I GOIN TO A PARTII DONT KNOW WHY I GOT ON BUT THOSE PEOPLE THAT DONT SMOKE JUST TAKE A TOKE!! AND U GOTT TO LOVE KOTTONMOUTH KINGS THEY ARE THE FUCKIN BEST!!

18 08 2009
LiL miZz 4:20

alright this is stupid that you take the time to make a fucking website talking shitt if someone likes something that is there business and as for the decisions they make that is up to them and as for smoking weed what is honestly wrong with it people dont die from it if anything it helps people relax from all the fucking bullshitt that goes on in life and if it is such a bad thing then why can people get medical huh what has been proven about weed that is harmful to people.And as for being a bro or brohoe whats really wrong with it…

20 08 2009
CHONG

I agree. everyone has their own opinion..but dont talk shit on someones lifestyle when you know nothin about it.. i smoke weed i live by KMk as well and i have a good ass time enjoying my life..yet i still go to school n work. its not like im a bad person thats just how i chill. so have some respect for other peoples way of livin. thats how i see it.
lateeee(:

20 08 2009
bro hoe

ur fuckin dumb u think ur cool cuz u can go on and talk about how bad weed and bro hoes and shit r but yet ur fuckin so obsesed to write about them how pathetic can u be seriously. dont b jealous cuz ur life sucks and ours dont.

31 08 2009
thiis_beeiittcchhh

HAHA I DONT KNOW HOW I CAME ACROSS THIS SITE BUT IM BORED AND JUST FIGURED I WOULD TELL YEW GUYS HOW RIDICULOUSLY STUPID YEW ALL SOUND RIGHT NOW!
YER ALL TALKING ABOUT SMOKING WEEEEEDDDD AND SHIT LIKE ITS REALLY THAT COOL DUDE!
HAHA AND YEA I SMOKE WEED BUT IM NOT GONNA THROW SOME BULLSHIT ASS EXCUSE OUT THERE FOR IT I SMOKE IT CUZ I LIKE IT AND I WANT TO AND NOBODYS OPINION MATTERS BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN IM GONNA TALK SHIT TO THEM BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE IT!
AND YER ALL TALKIN ABOUT HOW THEY DONT HAVE A LIFE AND SHIT BUT SERIOUSLY DO YEW???
CUZ IF YEW DID I DONT THINK YEW WOULD COME BACK ON THIS SITE ALL THE TIME JUST TO SEE WHO HAS REPLIED TO ONE OF YER SMART ASS REMARKS!
LIKE DO YEW REALLY CARE THAT MUCH?
DOES IT REALLY OFFEND YEW LIKE THAT???
HA GROW UP LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS ITS TIME TO REALIZE WAT LIFES ACUALLY ABOUT!
THIS SHIT IS LAME AS FUCK!
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YEW EVEN MAKE A WEB SITE LIKE THIS?
LIKE SERIOUSLY R YEW THAT PATHETIC?
HAHA BROE-HOES AND YEW WOUNDER WHY YEW HAVE A BAD REPUTATION!

16 09 2009
JoEhAwK

haha im fucking baked…..whoever doesnt smoke weed must be the dumbest mother fucker on this fine planet we call earth..
smoke some herb to revitalize your inner self….
herb brings out to true personality in someone..
the true pothead!
SMOKE WEED NOT SPEED!

16 09 2009
Nikiller

“You know sumtimes its a lil confusin to me
All these people sittin on their high horses
Lookin down on us for smokin the plant growin the plant
Well I believe in natures laws
I just wanna b free”
—————
Proud to be a stoner-Kottonmouth Kings

Im 21 and have a wonderful life and wouldnt change a thing for the world and Im proud to b a stoner

16 09 2009
Sandy

Yes, my horse is VERY high! PS Kids, learn to read. I have nothing against those who smoke the greens. I just hate crappy music.

18 09 2009
skeeze.

smoke to get high, not to die.

6 10 2009
KiRA NiCOLETTE

OK FiRST OFF… i DONT EVEN KNOW HOW i FOUND THiS SHiTTTT.
i USED TO LOVE THE KOTTONMOUTH KiNGS. THEY JUST ARENT AS GOOD AS THEY USED TO BE. THEY ARE TRYING TO FiT SOME FUCKiN STEREOTYPE DUMB ASS “BRO HOES” LiKE YOU MAKE UP NOW. i SMOKE. THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. i LOVE STONERS HAHA. i DONT JUDGE PEOPLE WHO SMOKE HERB, OR HARDLY ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER. i DO JUDGE PEOPLE LiKE YOU GUYS ON THiS WEBSITE THO. YOU GUYS ARE NOT FUCKING “REAL” BRO HOES. iF YOU WANNA LiVE THE DGAF LiFESTYLE THEN FUCKiNG DO iT. DONT SiT ON YOUR DAMN COMPUTER AND TALK ABOUT HOW SiCK YOU ARE. YOU SMOKE? THATS RAD AND iM STOKED FOR YOU. GO LiGHT UP DONT SiT ON YOUR STUPiD ASS AND TALK ABOUT iT. YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKiNG FAKE. DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW DUMB YOUR ASSES ARE? i GUESS TECHNiCALLY iF YOU RIDE AND LIVE OUR LiFESTYLE YOUR A BRO, BUT i DONT BELiEVE iN FUCKiN BRO HOES. HOES ARE HOES. BROS ARE BROS. YOU RIDE, DGAF, SMOKE, KiCK iT WiTH THE BOYS, THATS BRO. YOU DRESS LiKE A HOE, SLEEP WiTH THE BROS, PLAY PRETEND, THATS A HOE. iM NOT EVEN GONNA SAY SHiT ABOUT ME CAUSE iF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW ME. iF YOU DONT KNOW ME PERSONALLY SORRY FOR YOU FUCKERSSS. i DGAF ABOUT HATERS AND POSERS WiTH THEiR FAKE SHiT. STOP CALLiNG YOURSELF BRO HOES SHiiiiiiiET. iT PISSES ME OFF CAUSE YOU DUMB CUNTS MAKE US BRO CHiCKS LOOK BAD. AND FOR THAT FUCKKKKK YOUUUUU.

6 10 2009
Sandy

Why do all you kids write in all caps? Is it like a KMK or Juggalo thang?

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